how dare she!

I'm loaning my roommate my red dress for this wedding that she's going to next weekend. And she looks damn hot in it. She looks better in this dress than I ever do. I guess it helps to be three inches taller. Grrrr... makes me so angry! Why can't I be tall and thin with blue eyes and blonde hair? Oh, because I'd start to resemble every other person in Delaware. Still, does she have to look so nice in my clothes???