Lovey Dovey Pink and Red Hearts with Flowers and Chocolates Day

With all this Valentine's Day stuff everywhere at stores and whatnot, I couldn't help but think, "Bummer, I don't have a Valentine this year." But then I came to my senses and thought, "Oh wait, then it will be just like last year." Crappy ass ex-boyfriend did nada for me. Zip, zero, zilch, nothing. Might as well have been single. Then at least I wouldn't have spent money buying a gift. I guess it coulda been worse. Hitting the bars on the 14th is seeming like a better idea every day.